Working out Hardcore

UFC Undisputed has really changed my life. I cannot stop playing it and I think it is helping me get into better shape and learn self defense. Yesterday while walking in the mall looking for a new hat that looks old, I saw some old bastard and I wanted to try out some moves I have been practicing. Well if you want to call pushing buttons in a random order as fast as I can practicing, then I have been practicing like a maniac. I mean if I really worked out as much as I play video games I would be diesel, but that is besides the point I can only really exercise an hour a day and I am beat. I can play video games for hours . It is cutting into my TV watching though and eventually I will have to buy another TV to watch while I play games. Anyway I come up to this old “B” and drop two elbows to his head and go to knee him, well as I was going to knee him I forgot I dropped my Hagen Das to hit him and I slipped. As I hit the ground this mutha Fucka jumped on top of me, I tried my release move and kept screaming (like a little girl)” I am pushing right three get off” but it just sounded like wwwwwaaaahhhh . Eventually I tried to knee him in the Junk and it must have worked because he got up, and so did I. We squared off, well I did he was looking for his old man hat, as he was doing that I unloaded a Superman Punch and knocked him out. As he lay bleeding and unconscious I felt like a true Champion. I will tell you I know that I can kick some hardcore ass just by way I have been playing in my living room and my incident at the mall, I am that good. So if you see me in the street, mall, or Seven Eleven look the fuck out, I am locked, cocked and ready to roll.