The King of Advice

I am thinking of using my blog to dole out advice. I mean I think that I have some good insight on people and how to deal with many situations so I figure why not. Dear Abby and her sister Ann Landers are dead and who ever this new bitch is sure ain’t cutting it. I figured that I could give advice from my point of view. You know just straightforward good advice I can pretty much guarantee that it will work out for you and if it doesn’t well you can always blame me, for giving you bad advice. And for those of you that know me I will take the hit and the blame. So if you have a question about anything post it up and I will get an answer back to you as soon as I can you will not be disappointed, I will give you a money back guarantee.