Fashionista

So I really am distraught about this whole fashion thing I mean really as far as men go this whole gangsta sit of uber oversized t- shirts and pants is absolutely fucking retarded. Hats with the label on it, I just don’t get it, all right you bought it from lids and its authentic ,your awesome get over yourself you still drive a 15 year old car that is worth about 5 hats. But that ok cause you have hats and sneakers that match and you have 10 of each. IT goes with your Tony Montana Snitches get Stitches t -shirt that hits your knees. How do you pay for this shit or does Wal-Mart have a gangsta section??? As for your bummy ass Girlfriends or Ho’s why is almost every girl I see has a paunch? Jees I am 40 I can, you are like 20 you shouldn’t and if you do, stop wearing clingy shirts that show it off. It creeps me out to walk around in Public and look at you all. The same goes for you Emo boy and girl although I can kinda relate to this, as I was a metal head and dressed like I was a junior member of Motley Crue. Am I getting old or am I right I just need to know what the Fuck is up with me?