Sunday morning

Lazy Sunday am sitting around and just doing nothing really, but thinking. Now I know that can be dangerous cause you know I will come up a new Animal I can Kill with my bare hands, steel toed boots and work gloves, I still think it is a walrus cause giraffe’s necks are just too strong. Or how I could rob a bank and get away with it. Hello Ohio or some central state. Or how I could kill someone. No there is no list (yet). I could enjoy and relish in the fact I am in the top 12 coolest people on the east coast and top 23 nationwide. Rant about how Music sucks now but hey we all know that. I could ponder why I feel the need to only use black ink when I write anything that is longer than 3 sentences. I mean blue is cool, and it is one of my favorite colors but I think that black just works and looks better. How little dogs are just gay and should be considered in their own category of wanna be dogs. I mean really is a little dog anything more than some hopped up furry neurotic un-fun little high strung Tweaker. Yeah some of them are OK but a dog needs to have certain qualities. What qualities make a pet? But really is a Fish a pet? Is that really what you consider a pet? Does it react to you? Does it play with you? Is it able to touch you or anything like that? Birds yeah they can react, and interact. So I guess Birds are pets. Hamsters even though they probably can’t remember anything longer than 6 seconds but you can hold it and pet it. So a rule for an animal to be a pet it has to be able to be held or petted in some way, fish just don’t fall into that category. Anybody that says they have fish as pets are not being truthful. Birds are barely pets, lizards are uncontrollable but still pets(that’s for you Frenchie) anything furry is a pet anything that you can leash a pet. Mice I can’t consider them pets because they are just too weird a white rat ,maybe I mean I have seen some movies where a rat is a pet but they usually turn bad and wind up calling their rat friends to come and kill you, so just be careful. Monkeys totally until they feel like biting your face and junk off but hey you know it’s with it. Pot bellied pigs sure why not. But remember with pigs they make pork chops and spare ribs so it would be kinda creepy to be eating that while hanging with your pet pig. Mini goats maybe but I I have not done enough research, plus isn’t a baby goat a sheep? No wait that’s a lamb and who would want a sheep or lamb as a pet except for some sicko sex fiend, who likes that kind of stuff. Well enough for now I need a nap cause well no reason really its Sunday.