Zombies and other monsters

OK What is the deal with Zombies? Why do they want brains? I mean will they absorb our knowledge? If so then they will probably just catch stupid people first and that will just make them stupider. Then if they eat our brain what do we become …..brainless zombies? So what happens to us who have been eaten by zombies can we then eat their brains to regain our brains? Plus they just eat them raw how good can they taste? At least Lector made his with some onions and sauce. Now anther questions how come vampires can’t get HIV I mean they drink blood I know they are the undead but Jesus they can’t deal with Garlic so how can they deal with HIV? What does Frankenstein want to do with people? Nothing as far as I can tell. Really the coolest monster as far as monsters go is wolf men I mean they are only wolfing once a month and if they bite you and you live you get to become a wolf man too and probably run in his pack. Vampires sorry no daylight zombies sorry no personality Wolf man that is the way to go.