Pets and their Names

Like I said on my Facebook page, I just do not understand people who name their pet’s people names. I mean would you be insulted if you were talking to somebody and said “hey my son Zach just got accepted to college or something” and the other person replied your son is named Zach so is our dog isn’t that cute or a coincidence . I would say no you stupid douche you named your pet the same as we named our kid. Now I feel stupid and you feel superior or justified.
Please do not get me wrong I love pets, well I love dogs Cats suck and fish aren’t pets. But as much as I love my dogs they are just that dogs. Do they lie on the couch? Yep, are they spoiled yep? But I can also leave them for the day with a bowel of water and a snack that they eat immediately. I take care of them but they are not my children they are my companions. Do they mean a great deal to me sure do more loyal then many people I know, only want to be your friend and protect you eat your food and hang close. So my pets are cool I do not crate them and yes they get into trouble but hey its part of the fun,
Back to the idea Barabbas and Loki are my Dogs not Diane and Sam or Fred and Ethel or some other combination or people names because they are not people. I think if I had a Kid and my friend had an animal named the same name it would weird me out. It is bad enough with names and the changing of human names Madison was an avenue Brandi a drink wanna have a stripper or porn star kid let them pick the name it worked for Dirk Diggler it will work for them so stop naming pets people names and stop giving kids weird names you’re not clever your just plain goofy.

Serect opinions for my secret friends (you know who you are)

Once again this is for the insider so for the rest of you I apologize cause sometimes names are better left unsaid. Well we continue to have turmoil and unrest at Big Red. We are losing a newbie only to be replaced by another newbie, if done correctly then things like this could work. We know who are best suited for the job, sometimes those most are also the most reluctant to take it because of their excellence in other places. They fear to lose that connection. It’s those that truly want to help not just the client’s bit fellow staff members. Those with people skill(certainly not me, I have the decision making ability for being in charge but certainly not the political correctness I am too blunt and I do not sometimes play well with others but hey that’s another story) What we have to fear as usual is people who want to be in charge cause they like the power and authority , that to me is an unhealthy situation is well known that where we work seldom gets things rights and I fear that if they make the wrong choice on this, some major damage can be done. People who are power hungry should not be in power, but people who are very even keeled and have the best interest of those that work for them as those that are clients are always the best choices. Those that never spout off about how much they help the client, but just do because they want and feel that is enough, that is the type of new leadership we need. We are at a major crossroad, professionally many of us have (for better or worse) decided that this is our final stop and many of us really try from the bottom of our hearts and heads, for that I am proud. We know that some of us are natural leaders, who people respect and admire who play nice with all and get along with all client and staff alike, hesitance should be considered a virtue here but please do not let that hold you back, there are many of us who believe in you. You know you are capable and sometimes things come up a little sooner than expected go with it and enjoy the ride, you will have many around to support you. If the obviously wrong choice is made (at least from many people’s stand point) then we could be in major trouble, we have to ask or somebody should; is this the right person for this opportunity. We work in a place that relies on a delicate balance and one of the major factors of that balance is trustworthiness and truthfulness and I believe that the person who exhibits those qualities more should be the obvious choice. Now I have very strong feelings because I love what I do and only want the best for me and my coworkers and bosses. We all play roles what are we looking for? By the way I know the role I play and I am fine with it I believe that being underestimated or misunderstood is fine I want to relate to my clients rather then some of my comrades. Just remember what Wooderson said “We get older they stay the same. Meaning we have to stay in touch with our clients and their lives and emotions. Good luck

Boys and Girls as friends

Can girls and boys be friends? Well yes of course they can, they can be great friends, best friends if you want to know. But can they be friends without sex? Yes if they are not the type of woman that guy would have sex with and really very few fall into that category. . Well I cannot really comment on a woman’s point of view cause I am not one. I think that some feel this way but are just too scared to say it. But in reality if you look at a woman and say to yourself I could totally see myself having sex with her well then can you be friends? Sure, can you be buddies? Sure, can they be your closet confidant, well why not. But also now if there is a time where she says will you have sex with me the answer will not be well I don’t want to ruin our friendship but of course I will(have sex I mean I don’t what will happen in the relationship but who really does). I think that all women know this and use it as a tool against men. I love women, I love chicks, I love babes and I do not have a specific type, I just love ‘em. If they are smart love ‘em, funny (well no women are really that funny) love ‘em if they have something and it could be anything that I find attractive enough that I will have sex with them if given the opportunity I love them too. I wish women thought this way cause it would make things so much easier. Hanging out having some drinks, getting Horney and just bang, then go back to doing whatever you were doing before. This is why I can admire the gay lifestyle, they seem especially men to be able to hang out get hammered have sex and then hang out. Dude that’s the ultimate maybe as a heterosexual I am missing something. I love being in relationships and having to do all that mushy stuff but I still just wanna laugh, and hang out with my friends and just let one go once in a while. plus if your friend is cute of interesting in some way so much the better. We are not animals, meaning we don’t have to fight each other for the right to mate (although some of us do) we are one of the few species that try this whole monogamy piece. I mean really if we all just banged race and racism would disappear because we would all just eventually become one color. And with all the sex we are having we would all get good or better because of it and it would just be more fun. People would not be slut or whore it would actually work in reverse. “What do you mean you only slept with 25 people you loser?” Now there could be some problems with having babies and stuff but if we all used condoms and the pill we might be ok. As for the other diseases, well I haven’t figured it all out but I think that we can start this experiment anytime you want. So if you see one of your friends and you find them attractive in some way ask them “hey can we have sex and still be friends” I bet you might be better friends because of it

Golf today

Played a round of golf today well 9 holes how someone can do something for like 5 hours is fucking crazy unless you are on some serious drug run or something who would want to do something for five hours? I mean can you imagine Fucking for Five hours? I don’t think so you private parts male or female would hurt and be red and sore it’s got to kill. And eventually not feel good after three hours or so. Really beside sleep what can you do for five hours straight and not be tired bored sore or something I challenge you? Any way played some golf and the best part of the game is making fun of people who take it sssssoooo seriously. It’s like the Saturday morning softball guy, dude if you are that competitive join a league and act like a pro if you are here to hang with your friends and have a good time then come on down. During the round I moved balls to get a better shot took second shots because I did not like the first one and made fun of not only my shots but my friends as well. I skidded my golf cart almost hit my friends with it and just laughed many times. I had a good time and did not win but we were not really keeping score anyway. The weave probably did best the Juan the Jewish Hispanic then me but I was not horrible. Why do we have to wear collars on the course when you can drink and act like a maniac is beyond me? But make sure your collar is on. So for all of you Professional golfers out there lighten up you are not good and if you are good then stop hanging out at shitty public courses it’s sad, for you go beat a second grader at basketball too douche. Games are for fun d leaguers are organized fun a leaguers are for unfulfilled jerk offs or really good players, so for all of you “players in D leagues that are tearing it up cause you are awesome congratulations now go smack someone with no arms and legs to complete your total domination.

Harry Potter and the who gives a crap

So I went to see Harry Potter last night and I WAS NOT IMPRESSED. Jees did it take a long time for the damn thing to develop. I have seen all of the movies and by far this one was the least interesting one of them all. Ok Ron and Herminie like each other OK Ron is a wuss OK Harry Potter is kinda unsure of himself I get it already how about a little more than the same shit from two movies ago. And then they had to find a way to shoe horn the caretaker in to the movie. I was disappointed in the dragging of the story; even the cool bad people just took so long to arrive and were not on the screen enough. Helena Bonham Carter is creepy and sexy thank goodness for Fight Club and for her hooking up with Tim Burton or she would have no career. I mean what happened, did they watch Twilight and try to add some of that crap in? Well if you ask me they should watch Cruel Intensions and add that in. A little lesbo and some drugs and some really mean teens. Malfoy is a pussy when it comes down to it and bad guys need to be bad, that’s why they are bad guys. Good guys can teeter but never a bad guy. I know that you will go see it I won’t ruin anymore of it for you but if you read the book you know. By the way rumor is that last book is going to be two movies so they can suck us dry for more dollars. It’s ok but not great not a top ten or a movie of the year.

Space Aliens and monsters

So how come we don’t just sit around anymore in the summer, chill out look into the stars and wonder if there are space aliens? How come we don’t link the fact that pyramids were built in different parts of the world by cultures that were never met? Why do we discount the Loch Ness monster? Dude when I was younger that shit was everywhere or at least enough that we could talk about it. Now it’s the Masons ,oooohhhh big deal they are not secret hell even Skull and Bones are not secret. We know about area 51 but I think it is just a diversion for area 52 or something. I think there are space aliens and they are so smart that they can come here and secret and abduct people. Some they bring back others not. You are gonna question well why don’t we see them, cause they have alien technology stupid. Plus speaking of stupid they know only to pick on the stupid people that won’t be either missed or really looked for. I mean if an Alien took Megan Fox we go crazy looking for the disappeared actress with the weird thumbs, but if they took Mary Jane Buttercup from the corner of Nowhere Idaho, well who is gonna care? I think they come down every once in a while to check out what we are doing and the progress that is being made. I think they returned in the late 70’s and early 80’s saw where we were and decided to come back later. Now it could be 10, 50 or even 100 years, but they are out there just waiting to come back. Now the question is Jesus freaks; did God create those beings too or is he just doing stuff for our solar system and galaxy. I need answers like is there a Loch Ness monster or an Abominable snow man or some missing ling like Sasquatch? What about giant sea monsters or the Bermuda triangle you know none of that has been explained we need answers damnit? Do me a favor start lookin?.

it hurts and not in a good way

Yes I hurts watching the team that I root for go down once again in flames. The Mets are just silly. They have mucho mucho (that’s cause we have so many Spanish Players) Hurt and many things just have not turned out well. No #1 hitter no #3 hitter and #4 hitter and no one to replace them a rookie outfielder who could not field and has not been hitting well the number 1 prospect in the system comes up hits less than 200 and gets hurt. The set up guy out for the year and 3 pitchers that were expected to start have been out with injuries or when they get back just plain ineffective. It is hard to watch. It’s like you think you are gonna bang this really hot chick and you are on a date with her and then slowly her makeup comes off and she is a sea hag. You know you are still gonna bang her because she is your date but it’s just becomes a disappointment and starts to become a metaphor for your life such high hopes yet poor results. Now Yankee fans that are reading this and laughing you are just delusional because you think that your team has won every championship since 96. It’s not true you are the former high school kingpin who believes you are still in school you’re not and can’t say piss till you win a championship