Can I borrow a Paper Clip, or a piece of gum or whatever little trinket, does not mean borrow it means have. I hate (well hate is too strong but slightly annoyed at people who ask to borrow things with no intension of ever giving them back.) Hey can I borrow a quarter does not usually mean lend me a quarter; it means give me a quarter. Hey do you have an extra piece of paper isn’t asking to loan you a piece and I will replace it, no it is give me. Why can’t people just say and ask what the really mean. I will give you my gum my paper clip my whatever it is with no expectation in return. I just wish it was that true for everything. “Hey you look cute,” rather than spending hours, days, or however long you make me wait, can’t we just have sex see if we like it and move on from there? How are you doing just means Hello but leave me alone I do not care how you are doing I am just filling the silence with dribble. Did you hear about_________ means holy shit guess who fucked up and let me tell you about. Let me be honest means, I am gonna try to hurt your feelings or lie to you. I wana have a conversation like this.
“Hey you are attractive enough that I would bang you.”
“Well I have to ask my friends what they think of you and get their approval before we bang because I am mindless and I go along with what people tell me.”
‘Well I will tell you anything you wanna hear until we bang and probably a week or two longer then I will just think you are annoying . But will stay with you anyway.”
OK Let me just tell myself that you could be the man of my dreams and that I can change you and all of the habits that you have, cause that’s why I was attracted to you in the first place”
“Do I have to take you anyplace or can we just bang outside”
“Well if we bang outside you totally will never call so can you please take me somewhere so I don’t seem like such a tramp? Let me go say goodbye to my ugly girlfriends who will try to tell me not to go cause they are uglier than me and will have to settle for someone even worse then you.”
Cool I will be trying not to think about having sex with you while I wait, so I don’t embarrass myself and feel totally inadequate.
“Oh don’t worry there is plenty of time for that feeling later when I tell you your dick is the smallest I have ever had, and I have had a lot. See you in a minute. “
“Cool.”
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Its like when someone sees you when you are out to eat and says
ReplyDeletewhats up, eating dinner??
or when you are in the mall and they say...whats up, shopping??
What the fuck does it look like im doing shithead !!